If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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