What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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