Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
