Nicole vs. Life
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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