I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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