I just saw a hot homeless man
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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