How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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