She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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