I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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