I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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