So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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