I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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