is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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