Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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