drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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