I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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