it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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