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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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