would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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