the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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