she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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