So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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