Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Soap is not a condiment
i just google imaged poop.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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