Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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