You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
