with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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