Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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