Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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