I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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