Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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