so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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