Pants 0. Shit 1.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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