I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
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my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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