What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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