I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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