I didn't shave. On purpose
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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