Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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