Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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