I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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