Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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