i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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