I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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