Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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