Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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