My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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