Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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