who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I need a burrito and a hug.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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