Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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