you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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