I want to stick my p in your. b.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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