party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
