But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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