its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
The air taste purple.
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