So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
