girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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