one two three fourrrrnication!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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