Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
why is half of my head shaved?
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