I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
