I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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